two and a half years ago i sat in an office on the 6th floor of my soon-to-be new job. i sat, politely chatting with my soon-to-be dept supervisor, as we waited for my soon-to-be dept manager in order to conclude the 2nd part of the interview process. while we chatted i ask about the parking arrangements for my soon-to-be new job and came to discover that my soon-to-be new company did not provide parking for their employees. gasp! so i politely questioned the average price of parking in our just south of downtown area… and that’s when i fell over and died.
and so in the days after i accepted the position i came to realize that i was to either be a poor poor girl with her car parked in the parkade lot across the street, or i was going to have to take public transit. and because i kinda like having a little extra money i bought myself a monthy pass for the train. after a month of parking in the far corner of the timmy’s parking lot (because finding parking the the actual c-train parking lot in the early morn was enough to make a girl have a metal breakdown), waiting for trains, walking through the rain and the snow and the ice, i began to complain (just a little) about the people on the train, and their germyness sneezing all over me, and the lack of room to breathe, never mind find a spot to sit at the end of the day, and the never ending “step away from the door” from the grouchy train drivers (or are they called conductors?). it was at that time that the girl who was doing my training suggested that we car pool. i thanked her kindly and then reminded her that i did not live in the city, but 45km to the south. however she insisted and we worked out a plan to split parking, take turns driving and to leave my car across the street from her house on the days i did not drive. it was splendid. i got to sit in a warm car all the way downtown, and almost every morning when we’d stop and wait at the tracks for a train to pass i would laugh at all those germy people crammed onto that frigid box moving down the track.
and so was our first parking spot. it was 4 blocks from the office, with one of those blocks taking us through an icy “park” where the homeless liked to hang out and the occasional drug deal went down, and down a back alley that gave you the creeps in the dark and turned into a lake when it rained. but it was cheap ($55/month!). cheapest you’d ever find in the area. after about a year of parking there, we got a notice that politely told us to “get lost” as the apartment we were renting the spot from was being reno’d into condos. and because it’s absolutely impossible to find parking in calgary, we were forced to park in the parkade lot across the street. parking spot number two, a mere 1/2 block from the office. splendid right? well at $17 a day, it wasn’t so splendid. and the lot was more like a giant pothole that would swallow you car whole if you weren’t careful than it was a parking lot. we stayed there for about three months until one of the waiting lists we were on called us back and gave us the good news that we would have a spot that didn’t cost $17 a day. it was outside, but covered (yeah for not having to sweep snow off the car! or get our in the pouring rain!), and a nice 2 blocks from the office, with a not so scary back alley. twas good. and we parked there, in parking spot number three, happy as clams until just a few months ago, when we got a phone call kindly advising us that the parking lady had given our spot to someone else who apparently got dibs cuz he lived in the building we were renting the spot from… but we could move inside, underground for just $50 more, which was followed by a notice a few weeks later that parking prices were conviently going up. another $50. the other thing? our now underground ridiculously expensive fourth parking spot sucked. when parked properly between the yellow lines i could not open my car door. when parked slightly on the yellow line to the right i managed to squeeze out of the car without smashing the driver’s side door on the cement post to the left. it’s a wonderful way to start every morning. however parking slightly on the yellow line to the right caused angry calls from the parking spot to the right. (i only ever saw a car there twice in the entire four months that we parked there). so in return we complained to the parking lady and tired to convince her to give us a new spot. after a few months of this, she finally listened (or got annoyed with us?) and assigned us a new spot. my car pool buddy and i just about cried we laughed so hard that first monday morning in our fifth new spot. it was ginormous! you could fit two small cars in it. and it was conviently located three feet from the stairwell that we took up to the street. and did i mention that it was ginormous! suddenly paying thoes extra dollars didn’t seem so bad… until this weekend when our spot got moved again. apparently some dude with a truck that used to park outside felt the need to park inside and steal our spot out from underneath us. we now squeeze our way between a cement pillar and a cement divider wall while desending a slight ramp into the ackwardest parking spot know to man. yes there are not cement posts to smash my door on, however i’m waiting for the day that i smash the entire back passenger side of my car into the divider wall while trying not to smash the front driver’s side bummer in to a cement post while backing up and out of parking spot number six.
and this is what we pay $200 a month for.
we’re next in line on the waiting list for a spot just down the street. our fingers are crossed…